Deadly Flan
Doot di-Doot di-Doot They don’ pay me enoughDoot di-Doot di-DootSo they get crapDoot doot-da-dootEff them. Doot doot-da-doot dooooo.#LouReed #WalkOnTheGraphicsSide

Doot di-Doot di-Doot
They don’ pay me enough
Doot di-Doot di-Doot
So they get crap
Doot doot-da-doot
Eff them. Doot doot-da-doot dooooo.

#LouReed #WalkOnTheGraphicsSide

Spring! That magical time of year when I open the windows and remind myself that the terrifying shrieks I hear echoing through my neighborhood are not actually pterodactyl attacks, but rather, children at play.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LOOK, WE KNOW YOU’RE RUNNING LATE AND THAT THIS IS PROBABLY WEIRD FOR YOU, BUT WE CAN’T LET YOU GO TO WORK IN THAT OUTFIT.
WE CARE ABOUT YOU. 
WE CONSIDER YOU A FRIEND, AND WE ONLY WANT WHAT’S BEST FOR YOU.

Teach me, fashion cats.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LOOK, WE KNOW YOU’RE RUNNING LATE AND THAT THIS IS PROBABLY WEIRD FOR YOU, BUT WE CAN’T LET YOU GO TO WORK IN THAT OUTFIT.

WE CARE ABOUT YOU. 

WE CONSIDER YOU A FRIEND, AND WE ONLY WANT WHAT’S BEST FOR YOU.

Teach me, fashion cats.

kitty-with-a-k:

peachymints:

I play a very dangerous game

it’s not my fault people have the gall to make attractive OCs

 that moment when you think of your friend, you know that one with the treasure trove of good looking male meat.

So I have this cat.  YZMA.  (EEez-mah,) 
I set up a mug of hot cocoa mix, put the water on to boil, and went to talk with K for moment.  I come downstairs and THIS STUPID BEAST is EATING HOT COCOA POWDER OUT OF MY MUG!!

She’s not exhibiting signs of chocolate poisoning, but that is because she is not a cat.  She is a ball of rubberbands and spit. I’ve been tricked into feeding it and shoveling its poop for YEARS under the mistaken assumption that I, a cat-lover, had a cat.  But no. This is an indestructible machine sent to me from the future because the past is a dumping ground for crap that doesn’t work. I don’t know what they thought they were making, but clearly it needed to be able to survive on a diet of ALL MATTER EXCEPT CHICKEN. CHICKEN IS THE DEVIL and it makes the rubber band ball creature both itchy and bald.
But COCOA POWDER is just fine, thank you very much!  Also dirt, steel wool, fun foam, flip flops, running shoe soles, hair ties, action figure accessories, lawn clippings, dryer lint…
Guys, I have a defective matter conversion unit from the future that can handle everything EXCEPT chicken and conveniently turns anything it eats into more YZMA and/or POOP.
</things that cannot survive in the wild theater>

So I have this cat.  YZMA.  (EEez-mah,) 

I set up a mug of hot cocoa mix, put the water on to boil, and went to talk with K for moment.  I come downstairs and THIS STUPID BEAST is EATING HOT COCOA POWDER OUT OF MY MUG!!

She’s not exhibiting signs of chocolate poisoning, but that is because she is not a cat.  She is a ball of rubberbands and spit. I’ve been tricked into feeding it and shoveling its poop for YEARS under the mistaken assumption that I, a cat-lover, had a cat.  But no. This is an indestructible machine sent to me from the future because the past is a dumping ground for crap that doesn’t work. I don’t know what they thought they were making, but clearly it needed to be able to survive on a diet of ALL MATTER EXCEPT CHICKEN. CHICKEN IS THE DEVIL and it makes the rubber band ball creature both itchy and bald.

But COCOA POWDER is just fine, thank you very much!  Also dirt, steel wool, fun foam, flip flops, running shoe soles, hair ties, action figure accessories, lawn clippings, dryer lint…

Guys, I have a defective matter conversion unit from the future that can handle everything EXCEPT chicken and conveniently turns anything it eats into more YZMA and/or POOP.

</things that cannot survive in the wild theater>
sarah-bang:

Oh ho ho, my lovelies… Guess what’s available for pre-order.  Order now and receive your copy of Ensign Two: The Wrath of Sue by the end of April.**
Yes, the comic will continue to post online for free once every Friday well into July 2013.  Or, you could know how it ends before the 1st of May.  ;) 
** Canadian fans can save on postage by ordering from our lovely Canadian co-creator, writer Clare Moseley.
FYI- Since I know you worry about things like this because you care about us… both buying the book and reading the comic online for free supports our creators: ad revenue from repeated visits or the funds from a one-time purchase of the comic are equally important and enthusiastically appreciated! 
The best support of all is when you tell a friend! Thank you so much for your readership! — Sarah, Kevin, &amp; Clare

Signal Boost!

sarah-bang:

Oh ho ho, my lovelies… Guess what’s available for pre-order.  Order now and receive your copy of Ensign Two: The Wrath of Sue by the end of April.**

Yes, the comic will continue to post online for free once every Friday well into July 2013.  Or, you could know how it ends before the 1st of May.  ;) 

** Canadian fans can save on postage by ordering from our lovely Canadian co-creator, writer Clare Moseley.

FYI- Since I know you worry about things like this because you care about us… both buying the book and reading the comic online for free supports our creators: ad revenue from repeated visits or the funds from a one-time purchase of the comic are equally important and enthusiastically appreciated! 

The best support of all is when you tell a friend! Thank you so much for your readership!
— Sarah, Kevin, & Clare

Signal Boost!

sarah-bang:

Oh ho ho, my lovelies… Guess what’s available for pre-order.  Order now and receive your copy of Ensign Two: The Wrath of Sue by the end of April.**
Yes, the comic will continue to post online for free once every Friday well into July 2013.  Or, you could know how it ends before the 1st of May.  ;) 
** Canadian fans can save on postage by ordering from our lovely Canadian co-creator, writer Clare Moseley.
FYI- Since I know you worry about things like this because you care about us… both buying the book and reading the comic online for free supports our creators: ad revenue from repeated visits or the funds from a one-time purchase of the comic are equally important and enthusiastically appreciated! 
The best support of all is when you tell a friend! Thank you so much for your readership! — Sarah, Kevin, &amp; Clare

WOO!  Bang the gongs and ring the bells!  GET THE WORD OUT.   As the Swedish Chef would say, &#8220;Book! Book! Book!&#8221;

sarah-bang:

Oh ho ho, my lovelies… Guess what’s available for pre-order.  Order now and receive your copy of Ensign Two: The Wrath of Sue by the end of April.**

Yes, the comic will continue to post online for free once every Friday well into July 2013.  Or, you could know how it ends before the 1st of May.  ;) 

** Canadian fans can save on postage by ordering from our lovely Canadian co-creator, writer Clare Moseley.

FYI- Since I know you worry about things like this because you care about us… both buying the book and reading the comic online for free supports our creators: ad revenue from repeated visits or the funds from a one-time purchase of the comic are equally important and enthusiastically appreciated! 

The best support of all is when you tell a friend!
Thank you so much for your readership!
— Sarah, Kevin, & Clare

WOO!  Bang the gongs and ring the bells!  GET THE WORD OUT.   As the Swedish Chef would say, “Book! Book! Book!”

Finished the Wheel of Time Series

Now what? Is there a support group or something?

Your shit looks busted. Listen to your fashion prince: get pretty or die.

Your shit looks busted. Listen to your fashion prince: get pretty or die.

Snack branding fail? (Y/Y)

Snack branding fail? (Y/Y)

bronyman1995:

since1969:

jaidefinichon:

dude?

I am…..wat




Somebody at IKEA is too clever by half.  This is why we buy furniture from the Amish.  They don&#8217;t pull this kinda shit.

bronyman1995:

since1969:

jaidefinichon:

dude?

I am…..wat

image

Somebody at IKEA is too clever by half. This is why we buy furniture from the Amish. They don’t pull this kinda shit.

allhailweegee:

sergeantcalhan:

»» An AU in which Turbo uses his knowledge of coding to insert himself into Hero’s Duty as an unbeatable boss.

Ever manipulative, Turbo, now nothing more than frag coding, uses his power of persuasion to convince Felicity, an insecure isolated hack with plenty of code and gaming knowledge but no game to call home, to take him into Hero’s Duty, the newest and most popular game in the arcade, and plant him into the coding.  Little does Felicity know that, once planted in the code, Turbo – desperate for the attention that winning all the time garners him, and now calling himself Cyber – uses his knowledge of code manipulation to turn himself into an unbeatable boss.

For a while, the trick works, and, once the word gets out, gamers line up to try to beat the boss of Hero’s Duty, but when even the most stubborn of challenge-seekers becomes frustrated and the game is deemed ‘unbeatable’, it soon stops getting patronage at all, putting itself in danger of being taken out of the arcade altogether.  Felicity gets the idea to simply remove Cyber the way she put him in, but unbeknownst to her, he has altered his base code into a virus with a failsafe that would overload the entire electrical system should anyone try to go in and remove him from the sourcecode of the game.

Now, the only way he can be removed from the system is if he is beaten… which is exactly what Fix-It Felicity Calhoun intends to do.  But if he beats her, she’s gone forever, too.

A girl without a game is a dangerous thing to be.

This is one of my favorite AUs.

I can get behind this.

okayophelia:

Archetypes | CODEPENDENT ARISTOCRATIC SIBLINGS

















Their bodies scream when they are parted. They are caught in a gilded cage of obsession and longing, wandering around their mansion dressed to the nines or barely at all. They sit too close and curl around each other like cats, speaking their own language and watching you with the arrogance of those who know they are beloved. They are playful in the mad, careless ways that lead to rumours and revolutions. They meddle in each other’s love lives like jealous lovers and throw the kinds of parties of which Caligula would be proud. Their eyes, when they think you aren’t looking, overflow with dark secrets and darker acts and the darkest lie: that rules apply to everyone, to anyone else, but not to them. They conspire at cruel, intoxicating games of power that only they know how to play, and the all the while you can’t help watching, waiting, wanting, though you know they could never truly let you in. They have been raised like little gods, believing that nobody else on earth could possibly compare. Is it any wonder then, that they have eyes only for each other?



















Mmmm.

okayophelia:

Archetypes | CODEPENDENT ARISTOCRATIC SIBLINGS

Their bodies scream when they are parted. They are caught in a gilded cage of obsession and longing, wandering around their mansion dressed to the nines or barely at all. They sit too close and curl around each other like cats, speaking their own language and watching you with the arrogance of those who know they are beloved. They are playful in the mad, careless ways that lead to rumours and revolutions. They meddle in each other’s love lives like jealous lovers and throw the kinds of parties of which Caligula would be proud. Their eyes, when they think you aren’t looking, overflow with dark secrets and darker acts and the darkest lie: that rules apply to everyone, to anyone else, but not to them. They conspire at cruel, intoxicating games of power that only they know how to play, and the all the while you can’t help watching, waiting, wanting, though you know they could never truly let you in. They have been raised like little gods, believing that nobody else on earth could possibly compare. Is it any wonder then, that they have eyes only for each other?

Mmmm.

thebostonninjaturtle:

tmntpartyvan:

[VIDEO] Ernie Reyes, Jr “Ninja Turtles” Pitch Video

Martial arts professional Ernie Reyes, Jr. has released a pitch reel for the role of Martial Arts Consultant for Michael Bay and Jonathan Liebesman’s upcoming “Ninja Turtles” live-action film.

Famously known as Donatello’s stunt double in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Keno in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze, Reyes, Jr. has a great history with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise. As proven by Kevin Eastman and Rob Paulsen’s involvement with the TMNT, it would be great to see more old faces assist with the future of the franchise.

Help spread the word for Ernie by retweeting and reblogging this news! May we also suggest Dave Rapoza as Art Director?

Source [Ninja Pizza]

I would love to see him return

Love me some ERJ. I would watch him on the fucking Paula Deen Cooking Show if he got to kick stuff on set.

glowpinkstah:

JFS;DAJFLASDJLF

Babbu!